R. Marty Reserves

After losing his squad leader to a DUI and Sexual Assault allegations, SGT Robert “Garden Gnome” Marty assumed the role of Weapons Squad Leader for a Battalion mission critical operation. SGT Marty used his vast knowledge gained from years of reading delta force books and watching Tim Kennedy podcasts to lead his squad and conduct successful combat operations against brown people. Empowered by his hatred of “anything straight” and his no physical exertion profile, SGT Marty prevented the death of his men and achieved the mission. SGT Marty is a direct reflection of the 10th Ranger. Old rusty razor sharp, and with the ability to solve problems eventually. SGT Marty is a vital asset to his team and his organization. He has shown time and time again that no enemy on the modern battlefield can defeat him , only the height requirements at theme parks and the ACFT.