B. Yocubik Active

PV2 Yocubik, affectionately known by his squad mates as Cube, Rubix, White Boy, and other various cube puns and racial slurs, is being recognized today for his unwavering commitment to 1-3 and the 10th RR. Immediately upon his arrival to 1-3, Yocubik’s incapacity for complex thinking and fine motor skills were noted and capitalized upon thus his ownership of a 249 was born. However, despite having the direction finding skills of an ROTC cadet, his skill and attention to detail in the American combat doctrine of “shoot more bullets than the enemy” has earned the respect of his squadmates and regimental peers alike. In his short time with 1-3, Yocubik has become so deadly with his weapon of choice that each individual round of cyclic fire creates an NAACP complaint. His self sacrifice and unwavering loyalty to being gay has earned Yocubik a place in the hearts of us all and as such we are presenting PV2 Yocubik with an Army Achievement Medal.