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For his acts of questionable intelligence but great success on the 19th of October , 2025, PFC F. Stone distinguished himself from the other goons of his squad. While preparing to detonate enough C4 to bring down a mountain on a mere 3 rusty shitbox technicals used by our impoverished brown foe, he heard someone say “Wait, 7-Mike is in there”. Reaching for his detonator with the same confidence as he reaches for his car keys after having 11 pints at his local pub, he immediately touched off the explosives. Unfortunately, no medics were harmed. PFC Stone views minimum safe distance as a suggestion and is the reason we can’t have nice things. Throughout his time in this unit, Stone has proved many times over that he is an exceptional addition to the 10th Ranger Regiment. He has filled in any hole he’s had to, has stepped up to lead his team when Alpharius is busy pretending hes getting head, and ensures Neptune 1-2 is both gay and deadly at all times. Based on his time in service, dedication to the unit, and outstanding achievements such as almost blowing up med det, F. Stone is hereby promoted to the rank of Specialist. Long may he reign.