B. Alpharius Active

For his outstanding achievement in leadership adjacent activities, SGT B. Alpharius distinguished himself as a soldier who is a single step above mediocre, who's most valuable contribution to his squad is as a diversity hire. After many years of the 1-2 squad leader's absence (he was just masturbating in the barracks and is still trying to achieve orgasm to this day) Baldwell was ready to remarry, and Alpharius became the Step Leader of Neptune 1-2. While his subordinates will always resent him because he isn't their real leader, he nevertheless led them to destroy the great hordes of unwashed yet hung Arabs. Alpharius on his own is equal to an entire fire team in both destructive capacity and weight. In an instance when alpha team was taken and used as hot little boy toys for angry towelheads with veiny chodes, Alpharius single handedly cleared the structure by swinging his Unimaginably Big Black Girthy Uncircumcised Beauftiful Thick Black 12 Pound Cock like a child swinging a whiffleball bat at the neighborhood cat. Not one jihadist was left undicked, and several were observed with splatters of cum on their faces and/or hairless assholes. If the twin towers had used his dick instead of I-beams, they would still be standing. Alpharius showed his incredible propensity for swift and unrelenting violence of action on 21 SEP 2025 when he saw a dark figure before him. Seeing that it was black, the inner hatred he holds for himself manifested and he immediately reacted by ordering his fire team on line to engage the threat. It took him almost 20 seconds to realize that it was his own shadow. He then spent the rest of the op using his own dark complexion to blend into the night and hide in shame. The breathalyzer reports from this night have since gone missing, as have another 3 bottles of tequila. SGT Alpharius’s commitment to the 10th Ranger Regiment, Neptune 1st Platoon, 2nd Squad, Bravo Team is as immense and impactful as his aforementioned BBC, and he is more deserving of my loving wife baldwell than I was. If I could demote him to a CPL, I would.